This Is Not a Drill
I Found a Cheese Vending Machine
There are certain discoveries you make while travelling that require absolutely no discussion.
A spectacular viewpoint? Stop.
A roadside fruit stand? Obviously.
A sign announcing the existence of a CHEESE VENDING MACHINE?
Hit the brakes.
At Cowichan Station Creamery near Duncan, somebody had the brilliant idea to take two already wonderful things, cheese and vending machines, and combine them into one glorious roadside attraction.
And honestly, I’m not sure why every town doesn’t have one.
Meet the Shoppertron
Yes, That’s Actually What They Call It
The machine has a name. The Shoppertron.
Which somehow makes the entire thing even better.
Cowichan Station Creamery calls it BC’s first cheese vending machine, and unlike most novelty roadside attractions, this one serves an extremely useful purpose.
It gives you cheese.
The farm currently lists the Shoppertron as open 7 a.m. to 7 p.m., seven days a week, accepting both cash and cards.
This isn’t some gimmicky machine filled with mass-produced snacks, either.
The creamery describes itself quite simply:“We grow the grass, milk the cows, make the cheese and sell directly to the consumer.”
That’s about as farm-to-table as it gets.
Except technically it’s farm-to-vending-machine-to-me.
There Had Better Be Cheese in There
Choosing Your Treasure
There is something ridiculously entertaining about standing in front of a vending machine and choosing cheese.
Normally my vending-machine decisions involve deciding whether I want salt-and-vinegar chips or something involving an irresponsible amount of chocolate.
Here, the stakes are considerably higher.
The creamery is known for artisan cheese. When the vending machine first appeared in 2022, CHEK reported that it was stocked with the farm’s cheddars and goudas.
And apparently I’m not the only person who considers emergency cheese a legitimate situation.
Shortly after the machine was installed, the creamery told CHEK about someone arriving one Halloween evening in desperate need of cheese.
The solution?
Vending machine.
Cheese crisis averted.
Finally, technology being used for what truly matters.
There’s a Lovely Story Behind the Cheese
Kindness Is Part of the Recipe
The charm of Cowichan Station Creamery goes well beyond its vending machine.
The farm says its cows socialise, have access to grazing and varied terrain throughout the year, and are kept in a low-stress environment. The creamery’s philosophy is that kindness towards its cows ultimately makes a difference in its cheese.
That philosophy is also part of why the vending machine exists.
Owners Henry Rekers and Renee Davy told CHEK that because there were only two of them and plenty of cheese to make, the automated machine allowed them to sell their products while spending more time working with their cows.
Suddenly the quirky vending machine starts making an awful lot of sense.
It’s funny.
It’s practical.
And it helps a small farm sell directly to people without someone having to stand behind a counter all day.
I like it even more now.
Forget the Souvenir Magnet
This Is My Kind of Travel Stop
This is exactly why I love taking detours when I travel.
Nobody comes home raving about the perfectly predictable petrol station they stopped at.
You remember the weird things.
The tiny roadside stand.
The unexpected local bakery.
The enormous fibreglass animal you absolutely did not need a photograph with but took one anyway.
And apparently, the vending machine where you bought yourself a block of locally made cheese.
These little discoveries rarely make the headline itinerary.
But somehow they’re often the stories you end up telling afterwards.
Why It’s Worth It
Come for the Novelty, Leave With the Cheese
Would I drive across Vancouver Island solely to press a button and watch cheese fall out of a vending machine?
Honestly…
I don’t think we should rule it out.
But that’s not really why Cowichan Station Creamery is worth finding.
It’s a small local producer doing things a little differently. The farm grows the grass, raises and milks its cows, makes the cheese and sells it directly to customers.
The Shoppertron simply turns that philosophy into one of the most wonderfully memorable farm stands I’ve encountered.
It’s local.
It’s delicious.
It’s slightly ridiculous.
And it dispenses cheese.
What more do you want from a road trip?
It was absolutely worth it.
Please note that I have not received these products for free or at a discounted price in exchange for my opinion. There may be links that are affiliate links but at the time of posting this review, I have not received any monetary kickbacks.
